So here, I offer:
*1 drapery panel, (preferrably an old, used panel. Please, rather than buying a new one for this recipe, Recycle, Reduce and Reuse by getting one from your local thrift store) cut the panel in 9" x 13"casserole pan sized pieces and let soak in warm water for 30 minutes.
*your favorite mac and cheese sauce recipe.
* 1 cup cheddar shredded cheddar cheese
While your drapery panel is soaking in water, prepare your mac and cheese sauce.
Rinse and drain your drapery panel and place one cut piece in a 9" x 13" baking dish.
Pour enough of the cheese sauce mixture over the curtain panel to cover.
Spread the sauce evenly.
Place another curtain layer over the top and continue with this layering until the casserole pan is filled.
Top with the shredded cheddar cheese.
Cover with some foil.
Bake at ... I dunno ... maybe 350 for ... I dunno ... 30 minutes or so or until you smell drapes baking.
Now, in my dream, the baking process supposedly broke down the fibers of the drapes, making it tender and moist.
Also in my dream, when I tasted it, it tasted gamey ... a lot like cheesy drapes but I think maybe it just needed to bake a little longer.
Someone try this recipe out for me!
Remember: Recycle, Reduce, Reuse.
Happy Day everyone!